Welcome. We're So Glad You're Here!
This site represents who I am as a Disabled Person and Dog Handler.
I write about what matters to us as a Service Dog Team and Dog Mom.
I hope my site can inspire, educate, entertain & enrich your life in some way.
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ABOUT US
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Making the decision to bring Sven into my life has meant everything to me! And everything leading up to this moment has also cost me everything. But I can’t imagine a life without him either. This magnificent being gives me a reason to get up every day with purpose again and has saved me in ways I’ll never know. Without him, I undoubtedly would have fixed my resolve to live the rest of my life as a recluse in medical decline. And for this, I am forever in his debt and grateful for the opportunity to be his handler.
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I was probably in the lowest of place of my life, some might say rock bottom, dealing with my physical impairments and just recovering from life-saving surgery for the 3rd time in less than 4 yrs. and I know I’m facing more just over the horizon, so there’s no time to waste, daylight’s burning.
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He helps to keep me walking upright without the fear of falling or getting hurt again. Like my own personal catamaran, he is trained to counterbalance my every step. I can do more and go further now than I ever could with a walker; which is what I was using to ambulate around before him.
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Hunched over, getting surgical adhesions, increasing pain from spinal ailments, and barely shuffling my feet to walk, ankles like tree stumps. I began avoiding doing things because of the extra effort it involved, embarrassed and afraid to be out in public with it, because I knew what it meant. Fearful of falling, getting stuck in snow, ice, sleet, rain, wondering about lightning, and dealing with harassing types of people because they know you’re vulnerable or the ones that think you’re faking, or people that fold it up and take it away out of reach thinking they’re helping to motivate you.
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This amazing being has saved me by giving new purpose to my life and hope. I had to get up every day, I had to take care of him, let him out, feed him, train him… be successful at it, be accountable for him, failure is simply not an option here. No easy feat when you’re still full of staples. But just like rock, paper, scissors, - staples beats dirt, and so long as I’m not 6 feet under it, I might as well give this a go.
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And so it began, not as simple as that, but just like that, devil be damned and naysayers alike, somehow despite it all I made it happen.
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Our life goal (bucket list item) is to eventually walk the Camino de Santiago together, but now with the onset of Covid-19 entering the mix, I’m not sure how that is going to pan out, if ever but we shall see. Perhaps we should start off with some smaller endeavors like seeing the Northern Lights or the Grand Canyon, albeit I’m not very fond of camping, snakes or creepy crawlies. But maybe, just maybe we’ll put it all into storage, rent an RV and take to the roads.
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We are currently working on our first book together.
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In the meantime, enjoy our day-to-day blog, it’s sure to be full of little triumphs, shenanigans and occasional real-life shitstorms.
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DOG STATS
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​Name: Sven
Nicknames: Chewzilla! & BigPuppi
Born: 2019
Training: Mobility Assistance & Medical Alert
Breed: Fawn Great Dane with Black Mask. American
Weight: Presently 212 lbs. and still growing!
​Height: Presently 35" inches tall at the withers.
Handler: Darlene
Best Friends: Bard & Sam
Favorite Food: Did somebody say Cheese ... ?!?
Favorite Treat: Hugs & Kisses
Favorite: Toy: Chuck-it!
Favorite Pastime: Napping, Watching the Bruins, Chasing Leaves, Playing Ball
Favorite Season: Fall in New England. Honestly, what could be better?
Favorite Movie: "A Dog's Purpose"
Favorite Song: "Simple Man" by Lynyrd Skynyrd
Least Favorite Thing: Sleeping in my own bed, even though its wicked darn nice. (~ It's a Dane thing).
​Worst Trait: Leaves a cookie crumb trail that surely rivals the infamous "Lego Walk of Fire" !!!
Peeves: Being called a Horse or asked where my saddle is. It's really disrespectful and immature.
​Favorite Quote: “Begin now to be what you will be hereafter.” ~ Saint Jerome
Goals: Being the Best I can Each and Every Day.
Team Motto: "Work hard in silence. Let your success be the noise."
Team Anthem: "Dreams" by Van Halen
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An Interview with a Service Dog
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1). "What's the most UNEXPECTED thing to happen since you started training?" – The Pandemic. We used to go everywhere, now we’re stuck home a lot more. But Momma made it really fun, we built forts and tunnels, played brain games, I even got to walk across the table and chairs to learn stairs. She made crafts so I could learn to open doors, bring bottles, phones and so much stuff that the time flew by. I even learned scent detections so I could be a medical alert service dog.
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2). "What's the biggest STRUGGLE you've had as a SDiT?" – I’ve handled most challenges fairly well, and certainly some took longer than others to master, there were days when I didn’t think I’d make it, and it was hard work, but I passed all my classes and tests. Phew! I also had some food allergies that made me really sick and it was hard to focus for a while, but I got some shots and I’m much better now. But what I really don’t like is “Other People Interfering” with the Team dynamics. Sometimes I have to go from navigating and working to protecting when people get in the way of me being able to do my job, because I am trained to counterbalance, block, and brace. It’s very frustrating for me to have start, stop, turn, or not be able to heel or find my place because people are pushing me out of the way or reaching over to touch me when they shouldn’t. I don’t like their dirty gloves on me, I could get sick or get momma sick. I don’t like the smell of other people’s hand sanitizer all over me when I trying to scent alert for momma, I don’t like people talking over me or calling me a horse, when I’m trying to hear (or see) navigational commands from Momma. But I’m much bigger now, so it happens a lot less.
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​3). "What's the BEST thing about being a Service Dog?" – Wherever Momma goes, I go.
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4). "What's something you are AFRAID of?" - Momma Dying = Rehoming Me. I don’t ever want that. Most of all the things that used to scare me, I’ve grown up and overcome already like jumping out of the car and taking baths. I still don't like Wally the robot at the grocery store, but I ain't ascared of him.
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5). "What's the coolest TRICK you know?" – I don’t typically try learning to perform tricks because as a Service Dog, I already have an important job to do that takes up most of my time, but I am learning to Salute - out of deference.
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​6). "What's your weirdest HABIT?" – I ONLY like to chomp on Grammy & Grampy’s Ice Cubes, nobody else’s.
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7). "How did you get your Nicknames?" - Everytime we went somewhere, someone would inevitably say "Wow that's a Big Puppi"... and dubbed me as such over and over again. For a while I thought maybe that was my name because of all the gasps, oohhs and ahhs we would get all the time. And"Chewzilla" - Well let's just say I earned that one while teething, it was really hard for me ... and Momma probably earned her angel wings putting up with me back then. She thought I might of had PICA because I chewed on everything and anything not nailed down (except the car.) I chewed on the walls, rugs, toys, stuffies, fluffies, toilet paper, bones, kongs, etc. So called Indestructible toys didn't stand a chance ... anything that went in my mouth came out looking like it went through the woodchipper. And then one day I just stopped and don't really do that anymore. Right now I'm working on trying to earn my"Chewbarker," merit badge - everytime someone passes our front window I bark like holy heck. Mainly just because it's really funny to see walkers jumping out of their skins. Of course Momma tries to scold me for this, but she can't keep a straight face either and I like it when she laughs, we have such a jolly good time together. So maybe you'll see our shenanigans on AVF one day really soon !!! <wink>
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1.) We have NO Affiliation with ANY other Service Dog Training Organization in the local or surrounding areas.
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2.) We are not currently a 501(c). We do NOT professionally breed, raise or train other people’s service dogs. We do periodically fundraise for ourselves as an individual self-supported service dog team. Special consideration will be given to going non-profit following the outcome of the Pandemic.
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3.) We are NOT Military K9 or Veterans. We do come from a long line of familial USA Veterans, Police and EMS who are serving or have served. We are fond of all K9 Teams out there working or retired & thankful to ALL who have served. Any similarities to military vests, gear, or equipment, etc. has either been donated to us or purchased through surplus vendors meant for large breed working dogs.
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4.) Any Likes and/or Reviews of Persons, Pages or Products by this page, are NOT to be considered Recommendations or Endorsements of such or said Persons, Pages or Products. The reader or follower’s own personal experiences, opinions or interactions with these are subject to vary. Author of this page holds NO liability or responsibility for claims made by other vendors, pages, persons or representatives of other sites, groups or organizations. The reader or follower is still legally responsible for their own personal or individual choices, opinions, decisions, interactions or purchases of any Products, by Persons or Pages.
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5.) Always supervise your dog, especially with ANY new product, toy, treat or item.
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